As telling a bunch of citykids [ 11th graders ] about all the animals waiting for them out on their night hike –
“Yeah, …but these are Thuggish deer-”
“What the hell??”
“they will whip your-”
Then, after they spazzed the f out-
“WAIT-RACCOONS?! BUT I’VE GOT snacks~”a kid coated in hot cheetos dust cried out.
“You prolly shouldn’t take those…” I murmured calmly.
Kids freaked out as I showed them the wingspan.
“oh, yall punks?! Lol-”
Chests stuck out across the gaggle of em, all “we are NOT punks~!” lol.
“There’s more of yall- if they come for you- jump’em~ now~ get on out- there”